Bush's 'great ideas' not helping country

Our $300 checks arrived and Pete, my son, dashed out the door and bought a flaming red Mazerati X724B convertible with wire wheels (of course); and I wasn't too far behind, bursting into one shop after another, buying a diamond tiara and some slinky, satin, sexy underwear for my mistress Lulu.

Are we patriotic or what?

And aren't we glad Bush has all these great ideas? The man's a genius.

BILL LOGAN

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