No global warming noticed here, Al

I woke up this morning and looked out my window and saw robbins with parkas on, my house and car weeping icicles. Next I looked at the thermometer, it was minus 4 degrees; then the calendar, it was March 11. Then I thought, why not invite Al Gore to pitch a tent in my backyard. Then he could give us locals a class on global warming.

So now I'm trying to get a hold of Al. I'll let everyone know when the class starts.

JOHN CONLAN

Sandpoint