Tea party folks are out of this world

In response to the letter on Tuesday, April 27, commending the tea party patriots behavior at their recent VFW Hall meeting I’d like to simply point out that “adding up to a pimple on a T-Rex’s behind” begs two points of interest to those of us loudly calling for “free dope & Obama money.”

Firstly, dinosaurs, including T-Rex, due to their snake-like, saurian skin were “pimple-free” even in those pre-Clearasil antediluvian days. Perhaps the writer meant the rock band T. Rex, but if so, that would leave only two ways for him to know if Marc Bolan (long-dead founder the band) had pimples on his behind. One; some sort of personal knowledge or digging up and desecration of the corpse of Marc Bolan. Either way proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the despicable, grossly un-American proclivities of Tea Baggers!

In conclusion, if you’d have seen the giant UFO flying over Clark Fork last year like I did then by gum & by golly, you’d be carrying a “Nuke Israel” sign, too. And rest of us true believers in the Starry Wisdom Cult, lining up for the free food at the celestial honky tonk not in the stars but in the unfathomable spaces between the stars! Good luck, Tea Baggers! And keep watching the skies.

JODY FOREST

Clark Fork