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Vote for me. I haven’t called anyone names since junior high, bullied anyone, or told 10 lies in a day — ever. I have a degree in education, know how to read, and keep up with national and international news. (I even know Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014.) I pay my bills — on time — and I’ve never filed for bankruptcy, or stiffed a contractor. I’ve only been married once, and it wasn’t to a nude model. Oh, and I never yell at people.

What have you got to lose?

JEANETTE SCHANDELMEIER

Sagle