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Can the general order a pizza instead?

| August 26, 2021 1:00 AM

Our Secretary of Defense told a reporter, "We don’t have the capability to collect" American citizens trapped in Afghanistan. Say what? Are you kidding me? Well, General Austin, could I maybe count on you to order a pizza?

God bless America, and God bless our military...

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