A conversation over politics, elections

A recent conversation between a local married couple: Dick and Jane.

"Dick, we voted for Donald Trump for president, right," Jane asks, sounding puzzled. "Of course, dear, we'd never vote for a Democrat lefty Communist, why?"

"Well dear, I see where Elon Musk was in Congress and he told them not to vote on a bill to keep the government running, but he's just an immigrant from South Africa. We didn't elect him co-president, did we?" 

To which Dick replies: "Well dear, President Trump can't do everything, he has to delegate duties. Besides, Musk is the right kind of immigrant." "Oh," Jane responds. "And honey," Jack continues, "we all know that Donald Trump only has our best interests at heart. Why just look at the American flag with his image superimposed on it, hanging front of that house here in town giving all of us the thumbs up." "He's giving us the thumbs up dear?" Jane asks. "Why yes Jane, what else would he be doing?" 

"Yes, dear," Jane says...

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