On the lighter side of the world

For a fresh breath of air on the lighter side of world happenings, I offer a few quotes by W.C. Fields with some adjustments I have taken the liberty to perform.

• Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

• I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

• First place was a week in Spokane.  Second place was two weeks.

• It's funnier to bend things than to break them.

• Remember a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

• Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

JAMES RICHARD JOHNSON

Clark Fork